Friday, November 17, 2006

A Half Virgin Do You Say?

Okay, so lets start clearing a few things up about myself. I am often times asked, “Are you a virgin?" My reply is simple and quick, and generally I state with pride, “I’m a half virgin!" Generally guys get this very awkward expression on their face which I interpret as, “WTF is a half virgin?" Which, in almost every single case with gay men, is their verbal reply. So, I have to go into detail and explain to them my concept of thinking with the whole virginity gig.

My philosophy is a tad bit distorted according to some, but here it is. I have only been a top, and never a bottom. No one has ever come close to even sticking their dick near me. It's not that I don't want it; by all means I would love to try bottoming. From the super power bottoms bois here in Atlanta, I hear it is a very orgasmic experience. Back to the topic though. I have only had one boyfriend, and this was a year ago. We had dated for almost 2 months, when we decided over Christmas break last year to have sex. Well he was a bottom, so naturally I guess I assumed the position of top. It was an enjoyable experience to say the least, but I just have to be attracted to someone in order to even sleep with them.

Wait, let me rephrase that. I have to be physically attracted to someone to blow them, but truly there has to be depth to a relationship for me to even consider having sex with them. I do want sex! I'm not gonna lie, and the next boy that comes my way I can see myself with I will bottom for. Even if I do not like it, I will still have the experience of a sore ass to last me the following day...

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